• What i want for christmas: Books
  • What i want for valentines: Books
  • What i want for my birthday: Books
  • What i want everyday: Books
  • what i want now: Books
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beyoncebeytwice:

if u go through my phones call log all you see is my mothers number over and over

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willsicott:

tuxedoandex:

ugly:

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

what

Guardians of the Galaxy

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radsturbate:

marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than u so they wont eat all of urs

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  • person: so what music are you into?
  • me: are you sure you're ready for this conversation
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lubricates:

maybe if i ignore my homework for another hour it will get easier

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